Monster Assault & Lewis Hamilton Monster Review

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Sh1rpie

Since you guys on VLR are like 12 and probably cant buy any energy drinks, I'll give you a good monster guide

Assault: It does not take like coke at all here in Sweden. It's like, a ginger monster but it has a darker flavor than what you'd expect

Lewis Hamilton Monster: Sweeter redbull with a better taste in the front and a good aftertaste. I recommend this one, as well as Pipeline Punch & Mango Loco. Stay away from Ultra Zero or whatever its called. Original is meh as well. (If you like the sweetness go for it, if you dont like ultra sweet stuff then you should probably not drink it)

Disclaimer: I've heard Ultra Paradise tastes okay, but honestly stick with the 3 i mentioned before, they're guaranteed to be insanely good

redbull still solos

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nutab1e

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nah they add chalk to redbull that shit is ass. Too bad bang's ceo was an idiot

#3

FlyingDoggoWoweeCIap7

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do you need identification to buy energy drink?

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Number_1_Sheydos_Fan

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in most europe countries u do

stores wont sell to u if u cant prove ur over 15, its not a law that u cant buy if ur under 15 but its just how the stores operate here in SChweden

convenience stores, some u can buy without ID some tell u to show id

depends

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counter review:
Monster Juices are the only ones worth buying (specifically pipeline punch and mango loco, the other one is mid)

All other monsters AND Red Bulls are too sugary and suck

Bang (Rainbow Unicorn) and Reigns (Rainbow Sherbert/White Gummy Bear/Orange Creamsicle), clear aside from the fact that it makes you sweaty

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nutab1e

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reigns a shout I tried the sherbert last week but how you complaining about sugar amount and then drinking that

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babysasuke

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because its fake sugar so it doesnt stick to my teeth and i dont want to end up looking like Im....someone with bad teeth

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Number_1_Sheydos_Fan

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uhh

Bang ceo is idot

never tried Reigns, heard good things about it but never tried it yet

L take, red bull white edition is goated af, as well as Lewis Hamilton Monster (tho you guys in the US might not have it, not sure about it there)

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babysasuke

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Bang CEO is an idiot but the drinks are solid

Try them, theyre good

Yeah white Red Bull is actually lit and so is the dragonfruit one

And we dont have this Lewis one, Ive never even heard of him

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Number_1_Sheydos_Fan

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I've tried Bang Rainbow Unicorn, it was good but my friends said to not drink bang because it has some like creatine or some dumb shit in it, little concerned about that

and abt the lewis one, its just like sweeter red bull that doesnt taste like chemicals on the after taste, i really like it, if u can order it or find it at some like corner store or import shop then give it a try, i think you wont regret it if u like bang

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babysasuke

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the "super creatine" was a BS marketing ploy, its the same shit as the rest of them (which is why theyre getting sued xd)

and ill keep an eye out for it, maybe ill grab one next time im in Romania

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Number_1_Sheydos_Fan

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???

you go to Tate land sometimes too?

well anyway if its nothing special then I might switch to bang if my local convenience store ever stops buying in LH monster, that shits like my top 2 or 3 after or above Mango Loco

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nutab1e

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I've never seen it

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Sh1rpie

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i dont think they produced any in Amerika, thats why

but u can still buy it online if u wanna try it, its insanely good if u like the flavor of red bull but think its too many chemicals or too bitter

you can order it online (but luckily for me my convenience store has a fuckton of it in the energy drinks freezer)

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TetsutetsuTetsutetsu

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white can ultra zero is best. red bull is good but has sugar in it