type something you hate and something you like
first 50 replies get included
Once upon a time, RickyIndian was walking down the street and when a bunch of guys approached him. They said,”are you the guy that posts anything on VLR?”. I replied," I post everything else.” They knew that I was lying since the person who does that is babysasuke. After beating me up, they told me,”it’s football, not soccer.” I cried myself to sleep that night. Next morning, I woke up with frozen peas in my mouth. I shot out of bed and had the urge to play some overwatch 2. While playing, this one guy on the other team was talking about how amazing the padres are. I unleashed my inner 1leaf and proceed to win the match in 2 mins. Not that long later, CalypsoGHC approached me to join the Sentinels OW2 team. I said I will join on one condition: people must stop throwing tomatoes at ShahZam and I will then feel that I should join the team. During the first practice, my teammate, who goes by the name of “degraders”, was showing me some cute genshin men. I was disgusted. I took a good look at myself and ask, “Do you like these Genshin men or not?” I decided that I hated the Genshin men and would celebrate my decision with some pineapple on pizza. Yesterday during lunch, I saw a bunch of flies in his lasagna. His name was a2guapo. I told him that if he ate his lasagna quickly, he would become C9 yayster. Instead of becoming yay, he become a kpop stan and constantly mentioned how much he loved me. I was shocked considering I was being complimented this much, therefore, I hopped on Valorant to get degraded. The people in my games told me to touch grass, but I persisted that they should degrade me. My dad bursted into my room and told me that we are going to play sonic boom. It is his favorite game, but my least favorite. It's safe to say that he demolished me. To compensate for this loss, I consumed 4 gallons of chocolate milk. I saw my dog eating some left over Samyang Hek Buldak Extra Spicy Roasted Chicken Ramen (Nuclear Edition). Poor thing. Thank goodness he wasn’t eating a peach. He shrivels up like a banana when he eats peaches.
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