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The Manifesto.

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Faraday

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My penis is tiny. Microscopic even. Quite possibly the smallest in the world. When I flashed a woman she laughed. This has lead me to get inferiority complex and to compensate I try to act smarter then I am and tell people they are wrong. I bring this to your attention reader because I foolishly claimed EDG was dogshit and would get shit on after everyone was high on them after they dominated ONS. For this I am sorry, to those I offended and those who had to listen to someone as unintelligent as myself.
Mr. meyournightmare tried to warn me, he did so with the patients of a saint but I was young and headstrong, I mistook his tranquil, thoughtful nature for spinelessness and weakness. In truth I hadn't even watched the EDG game against ONS, I only said that because my parents didn't love me and I am a attention seeker. However more then that, I also wanted to feel superior to other people by saying something that goes against the narrative. I wasn't a sheep yet by holding the opinion purely because that was opposite to the mainstream narrative I was also on a leash, just a different kind.
OCE is an awful region. The original post was about how china was overrated after 1 game and will shit the bed just like OCE did , this was written because I didn't want to admit that OCE is the worst region, worse then every other region. I was hoping China would become a laughing stock to distract from OCE failure. I am sorry to all Chinese fans, moving forward I will learn to accept OCE's shortcomings and not try to pull other real regions down to lift OCE up.
To anyone that didn't realise yet, I am a sad person who spends their time insulting strangers for to wasting their time betting on EDG.
'The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge'
During Copenhagen I started with $20USD and got up to $140 (then losing 50 on the finals), this made me think I knew something about valorant. I have $2 left right now. That earlier quote feels very pertinent because I had the illusion of knowledge but meyournightmare showed me that I was a fool and must accept I am ignorant and need to seek real knowledge. From now on I will listen to mryournightmare to try to ascertain atleast some knowledge from his greatness.
By posting on vlr, I all by myself, brought the average vlr iq down 100 points. I am sorry to all that had to read anything I've ever written on this website.

PS misssscchhh, if your meyournightmare's alt I am going to cry, if you are not; I am sorry for my weakness please be strong for the both of us

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Good now touch grass

#3
meyournightmare
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believe in the EDG supremacy

#4
Ryuji
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don't cry bro OCE is atleast better than South Asia so head up

#5
Ullyr
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nice

#6
Cayub
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?

#7
elayaCL
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Man, i just stopped reading at "My penis is tiny".

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number1_MIBR_hater
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#9
HaSanity
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I am the lizard. I am the lizard.

#10
HaSanity
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elayaCL [#7]

Man, i just stopped reading at "My penis is tiny".

Bro didn't want PTSD

#11
Adi69LassiSeller
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Ryuji [#4]

don't cry bro OCE is atleast better than South Asia so head up

Does that even exist?

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