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VLR.GG SUPERSTAR ROSTER

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#1
TS_ChedZ

I saw some guy try and do this but i disagreed with it. this is the TRUE roster.

our duelist and star player will be meyournightmare, a talented aimer that has ABSOLUTELY NO BRAIN, perfect for a star player.
so we now have a star player. so we need an amazing supporting player and for that role i choose LucK_. Luck seems like an amazing controller player, the sort that mains astra. with his GIGA brain LucK has a 91% Clutch rate.
We now have LucK and meyournightmare. what roles next? maybe a flex player! our options for a flex player is someone with an ego but the skills to back it up. and for this role I have selected Number_1_ScreaM_fan. i know i know, he's a baiter. but that EXACTLY what we want for an amazing flex player.
3/5 Done, who's next? Sentinel player yes! this sentinel player has to be the backbone of the team, the IGL.
our IGL obviously has to be the greatest VLR user, archetype.
and finally.......... our initiator main......... will be....... JIM JAM!

Organisation

CEO: dexter

Head of global gaming/Supernova king of valorant: enri

Socials manager: nutab1e

Human Resources: kbkdark

Water boy: Netero
Cook: SilentCypher
Sous Chef: Kindler
Interior Decorator: Shushi_
PROFFESIONAL SHIT TALKING HEAD: snoozna

Content Creators:
s0v4k
number1_MIBR_hater
Subreezy

VALORANT team

Jimjam
LucK_
meyournightmare
number_1_ScreaM_fan
archetype

coach: TS_ChedZ
assistant coach: equinoxyy

Analysts:
Monkey_D_Luffy
Number_1_100T_fan

Subs:
Primion
DeathclawsXD

Manager:
minte

Fortnite

Asphyxia

Halo Infinite

nutab1le
babysasuke
NG1S
vineyard

COC

Nollihd

League Of Legends

KillFeed
FlyingDoggoWoweeClap3
Shownu
Gutssz
X_ae_A_12

#2
TS_ChedZ
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Welcome to the era of "tu stultus es" eSports

and no, that's not what TS stands for, it's latin for "you are stupid"

#72
Nollihd
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Can i be head of global gaming?

#73
Nollihd
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??

#173
OREO_FTW
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Title Sponsor : OREO 🍪BISCUITS

#3
Tanmayyy
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You Forget About Me Mr. President

#5
TS_ChedZ
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analyst vibes

#17
Tanmayyy
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Xièxiè

#164
Tanmayyy
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Can You Update My Name 👉🏻👈🏻
'Monkey_D_Luffy' To 'Tanmayyy'

#174
TS_ChedZ
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How tf did you change name?????

#197
nikoya
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you can get a name change by going to the VLR discord and asking. I had my name changed as well, relatively early into my activity. In fact, I think one of my first posts was thanking Purest for changing my name.

#203
Tanmayyy
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From Discord, Can You Update My Name 😅

#4
Primion
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You Forget About Me

#18
TS_ChedZ
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Sub

#24
Primion
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Xièxiè

#6
DELUSIONAL_POTTER_FAN
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Chinea

#7
number1_100T_fan
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can ឵឵I ឵឵sign ឵឵up ឵឵for ឵឵analyst

#13
TS_ChedZ
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ofc

#8
equinoxyy
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can i come in coach? i can bark

#15
TS_ChedZ
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if you bark you can be assistant coach, so bark for me.

#16
equinoxyy
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WOOOF WOOF meow

#22
TS_ChedZ
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:)

#23
equinoxyy
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how do u know that im actually an ex coach chedz? chedz knows everything wtf

#26
TS_ChedZ
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hmm

#29
equinoxyy
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should i link my cv sir?

#34
TS_ChedZ
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What teams have you coached for?

#36
equinoxyy
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Ladies team, that should be enough right?
ez number 1 team in the world, easily winning major

https://www.vlr.gg/player/23623/equinox

#9
meyournightmare
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common TS_chedZ W
my president 🧎‍♂️

#14
Mememeister1
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our president KKona

#10
dexter000111
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I'm the org CEO

#11
BackoxyXD
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backoxyxd 's roster already champs : )

#12
Tanmayyy
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Lol they can't win a single match against T3 Team. Your Roster is too bad. Stop lying

#67
BackoxyXD
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cry is free bbl_wtcn, babysasuke , BackoxyXD will destroy they

#19
minte
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I’ll be PR manager/socials thanks

#20
TS_ChedZ
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Manager ofc you can be! ^ - ^

#21
burritx
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#freejimjam

#25
patuj
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I will 1v6 this team

#27
Netero
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Can i be water boy

#28
TS_ChedZ
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ofc you can qt

#30
jimjam789
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YESSSIRRRRR

#31
TS_ChedZ
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YESSIRRRR

#32
Faraday
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I can be socials manager
my previous employer will vouch

reply from FlyingDoggoWoweeClap2
WORST ORDER FANS :
1.Faraday
2.TSChedZ
3.Luck

as you can see I was certified by FlyingDoggoWoweeClap2 to be 1st on ORDER fans, even above that TSchedz fella!

#38
TS_ChedZ
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Yeah, but ur from new zealand. jkjk ofc, ur in

#39
Faraday
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LETSS GOO

#41
Luck_
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well at least i am not THE worst lmao

#33
Subreezy
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WOW! This roster will surely win 100000 tournaments

#35
TS_ChedZ
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Truely non-delusional

#44
Subreezy
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my apologies, i had poor internet. the message should be updated accordingly

#40
meyournightmare
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i solo whole cloud9.c9 academy and c9 gc

#37
Luck_
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HELLO, Coach, TS_ChedZ! tysm for signing me and i promise that i will drop 40 every game and live up to my 90% clutch winrate!! #TuStultusEsWIn!

#42
deathlyclaws
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Where me

#43
TS_ChedZ
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wdym? Ur right there!

#45
deathlyclaws
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Make me head of global gaming

#47
TS_ChedZ
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no

#48
deathlyclaws
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Please

#46
NG1nS
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noob team

#49
TS_ChedZ
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Keyd Stars flair?

#50
NG1nS
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number 1 VK FAN BABY

#52
Luck_
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number 2 actually, behind mr TrembolonaRAGE

#51
meyournightmare
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this team>>>>bronzil

#53
Luck_
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YESSSS w team we would beat sentinels 26-0

#54
meyournightmare
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sentinels washed
26-0 PRX and OPTIC

#57
Luck_
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easy. all flawless round as well.

#64
meyournightmare
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i will yoru diff forsaken

#65
Luck_
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EASYYYYY. i will kayo/skye diff d4v41 i will go trent style 69/0 on him easyyyy

#68
meyournightmare
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ez clap

#55
Luck_
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do you guys think we could beat ORDER? very tough game, if we ever versed it would have to me in champions grand final because both ORDER and Tu Stultus Es are world class teams and both deserve to be world champions obv.

#56
Quagmire
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Good team
I can sub

#58
S0v4k
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Can I be a content creator in this prestigious organization? :D

#59
Asphyxia
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Can I be on the Fortnite team. No cap I'm the best Fortnite player.

#60
TS_ChedZ
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SURE THING!

#61
TS_ChedZ_Fan3739363926393
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what about me?

#62
Luck_
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lmao jkjk just decided to make an alt with an ORDER flair, i missed it

#69
TS_ChedZ
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AYO!

#63
chapati
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who?

#66
number1_ScreaM_fan
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I don’t bait thou! 1 taps only!

#70
ragegrexo
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can i be the guy who does socials and stuff

#71
kbkdark
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I'm analyst too 🤔

edit: Thanks 😃

#74
nutab1e
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no way you don't put me on the halo roster

#75
TS_ChedZ
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3 more people needed in the Halo Squad!

#77
nutab1e
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babysasuke
NG1S
vineyard

we will win the next HCS major

#79
TS_ChedZ
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I believe in IGL nutab1e

#76
enri
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Head of global gaming - Supernova king of valorant

#78
TS_ChedZ
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you have the job

#80
archetype
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W

#81
kbkdark
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W USER

So u got your account back huh? hahaha
what did you do?

#82
archetype
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yeah, problem seemed to have fixed itself LOL i just tried again normally and it worked

#83
kbkdark
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BRUH

LMFAO

#84
number1_MIBR_hater
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:(

#85
TS_ChedZ
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?

#86
number1_MIBR_hater
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why there isn't a spot for me

#87
meyournightmare
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cause bronzil

#88
TS_ChedZ
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uuuuh you can be a cc

#91
number1_MIBR_hater
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can i give controversial opinions about some teams on my stream? (nothing offensive tho)

#92
TS_ChedZ
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ofc! as long as you don't tell anyone to kill themselves! ^ - ^

#94
number1_MIBR_hater
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ok づ ᴗ _ᴗ)づ♡

#89
fontea
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Can I be on the orgs Tetris team?

#90
Nollihd
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Can i be on the orgs clash of clans team?

#93
TS_ChedZ
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done

#95
simza
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ayo you still need someone for socials?

#96
TS_ChedZ
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Thats Faraday's job

#97
simza
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any other open positions?

#98
TS_ChedZ
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You can be head of UTDH management

#99
simza
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i have no idea what that is but sure lmao

#100
TS_ChedZ
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It stands for "Under The Desk Help"

#101
simza
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under the desk help kinda sounds like a p*rn plot

#196
Luck_
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LMAOOOOOO

#102
simza
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what about COO (Chief Operating Officer)?

#103
babysasuke
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Our halo team isn’t winning shit 💀

#104
Nollihd
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But the clash of clans teams winning every major 😁

#117
nutab1e
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bro hop on we have scrims

#105
kzeriar
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i can't cook

#106
SilentCypher
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Yo fam, sign me up!

#107
Nollihd
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Silent cyphe4 our cook 👍

#108
Chirby
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Put Trembo on raze

#109
sumihiro
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he plays sage tho

#114
Chirby
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my bad hes not good on raze

#110
NajibRazak
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Trembo should be main duelist

#111
OzyMeister
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any openings for pobg mobile?

#112
Nollihd
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No but you can joke coc roster tho

#113
OzyMeister
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I rushed to TH9 as a kid took me ages to max that lmao

#115
Nollihd
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No worries i got you
I will farm enemy noobs with my max base everything 😎

#116
OzyMeister
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<3

#118
Astar
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sign me up as mental coach 😂

#119
yaiima0
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Get me in as the team s*x doll

#120
kbkdark
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UPDATE:

WE'RE GOING TO ASIA FRANCHISING!!!!

W org

#122
meyournightmare
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ez for tu stultus

#137
kbkdark
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we're gonna own EDG 😎

#146
meyournightmare
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😏

#150
TS_ChedZ
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W

#121
s1nek
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Me as TFT player

#147
kbkdark
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#143

#123
WinterZ20
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Can I try out for content creator?

#125
kbkdark
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Sorry

The number of candidates are already full, we're making a final apply test to define the last content creator
but we appreciate your apply

#132
WinterZ20
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Ah shit, that sux. Any other roles I could try out for? Maybe an expansion into MultiVersus?

#133
kbkdark
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atm we're not looking into MultiVersus scene... but any update about it, i'll contact u ✌🏻

#124
Sushi_
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Waterboy: Sushi

#126
kbkdark
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@TS_ChedZ you forgot to update him in the org

EDIT: mb, I forgot Netero was the choosen one
There's another role that you want to apply?

#127
kbkdark
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Reply updated

I'd like to apologize about my little mistake 😔

#128
Sushi_
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Interior decorator, since the teams will be living in a massive luxurious compound in the Caribbean.

#129
meyournightmare
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vouch

#130
kbkdark
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Hmmm... sounds good to me

Lets wait @TS_ChedZ to know if you're g2g 😉

#131
Sushi_
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Ty sir, ill make sure the compound is as luxurious and annoying to traverse as humanly possible, the cashapp compound will like like a mudhut in comparison

#151
TS_ChedZ
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I'm fine with this, I'll add sushi now

#162
kbkdark
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You put "Shushi" instead of "Sushi" 🤐

#134
KillFeed
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I'll be the head of codm roster

#144
kbkdark
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We're looking just for the non-mobile COD scene... If you have some interest, reply me soon as u can 😃

#135
FlyingDoggoWoweeClap3
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where am i @

#136
S3V3N
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Me!

#138
Shownu
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I am better than your entire roster no cap.

#139
kbkdark
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KEKW + Ratio

#140
Shownu
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Ascendant 1 before I went Copenhagen playong 3 games a week

#141
sheahhhh
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Ratio

#142
Gutssz
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add me for TFT

#143
kbkdark
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We're not going to join TFT esports scene 😓

#145
X_ae_A_12
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Include elons musk son

#148
asdfghjkl
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ratio

#149
kbkdark
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@TS_ChedZ Don't forget to make the changes 😃

#152
TS_ChedZ
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ofc!

#153
Kezyyz
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lemme join as the 2nd water boy

#154
kbkdark
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Sorry, we already have one and not looking for a 2nd waterboy 😔

#191
Kezyyz
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Dang it

#155
GeZAhri
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I'll join as SMM

#157
kbkdark
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SuperMassive Maze?

#159
GeZAhri
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Social Media Manager LMAO

#160
kbkdark
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🤣

Sorry, but Faraday already on

#166
Faraday
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I'm certified #1 worse ORDER supporter, what are your certifications huh?

#167
GeZAhri
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I can change flairs instantly

#168
Faraday
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fuck I can't do that

#156
Kindler
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Can i become content creator? Mainly focusing on ending unnecessary hate in vlr.

#158
kbkdark
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#125

#161
Kindler
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Whens the test?
I guess this superteam needs security guards as well from the baiters here so im down for that.

#163
kbkdark
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Tomorrow we'll reveal the last content creator of tu stultus... today is the last day of tests

#165
Kindler
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Read the edit plus cant i give a test rn first time saying it btw cuz no one would ever say that.
In my earlier post btw

#171
kbkdark
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atm, we're not looking for security guards (at least, we don't need it by now)

I'll make a list with the job opportunities in our org and I'll post tomorrow after we reveal our last content creator
Stay tuned to try an apply 😉

#170
Kindler
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Please tell me, times running out.

#184
kbkdark
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YO!!!

Look again at the roles of our org! ✌🏻

#169
BackoxyXD
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lmao nutab1e is at backoxyxd's team roster

he is manager

#172
spookmeister
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can i join🤩🤩🤩🤩
i can do whatever content creator or player. ill be your org flex and not just a team flex

#175
asdfghjkl
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ADD ME TS CHEDZ

#176
OREO_FTW
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OREO Title sponsor

#177
CraigGarth01
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Sign me with 2 more pros
and I'll win you RLCS for sure

Or if you have 4 more people to sign
We could bring in the next era in CSGO with $2million prizes every year in your org bank account

I'm multitalented 😎

#179
kbkdark
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Great to know that!!

Actually we're looking into a Rocket League scene, but unfortunately no CS:GO scene

#178
snoozna
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how do i get added. I am a very good shit talker and I think i should be added to the team

#180
meyournightmare
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we should add a shit talker to destroy opponent's mentality
we knife them 10 times and they will crumble

#181
TS_ChedZ
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we should. I'll add snoozna now!

#182
meyournightmare
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W owner

#183
snoozna
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Thank you

#185
nutab1e
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you should bench me from the halo team and put me as social media manager, lemme make a twitter account :)

#186
RomanKatapult
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Ey, if you need an org mascot I fit the bill

#189
kbkdark
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Reply saved for future investments (we have other priorities for now) but we appreciate your apply ✌🏻😁

#187
blazennn
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10/10 post

#188
Cresp
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I can be the sgares to your nadeshot🫡

#190
kbkdark
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https://imgur.com/a/PgLqnUL

LETS GOOOOOO 😎
That's how everything starts my vlr friends 🖤
#AlwaysStultus

#192
nutab1e
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FOLLOW @tustultuses_gg ON TWITTER!!!! :)

#195
TS_ChedZ
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omfg xD

I'll send you some graphics soon!

#198
S0v4k
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Followed + notifs on 😎

#193
hiyo
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yo ts chedz can i be manager of global partnerships

#194
uentzoul
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Tetris : uentzoul

#199
Telextro_786
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can i be the number 1 fan

#200
kbkdark
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Yeah, u can

#201
Telextro_786
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ty 👍🏻

#202
SilentNight
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You forgot me, i have the biggest hate boner for ORDER

#204
no1haterbutloveyou2
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Can I order two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda? thanks.

#206
kbkdark
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Bro... this gives me nostalgia
Amazing game

#205
Luck_
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i can vouch, i know from experience

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