world cup but if vlr was a country

2938478293rd world cup post but this time VLR is suddenly a country and we are its population

id take
trembolonaRage (guy is actually radiant)
APAC_jimmy (his trashtalk will boom the enemy's mental)
Netero (we need a weeb)
TS_ChedZ (his hopium will carry us to victory)
number1_ScreaM_fan (maybe if he thinks about scream enough he could aim like scream)

Coach: Me (we're running chamber + 4 controllers)
Analyst: Howard (i mean hes just the best analyst there is in vlr)

Howardeez nuts

btw despit being gold 1 i have a 46% hs
B)

can i be waterboy

Substitute: a strange, handsome man with 4 stars, a UAE flag and a liquid flair with the first letter in their vlr.gg username being W and the last one being Z

MY TEAM :

CalypsoGHC
Rainyy
carl124
BBL_Wtcn
ballsax28

OzyMeister would be managing the PR team

perfect team :
-trembolona
-his alt

ill just take pros who are active on vlr like
grimoire
mocking
derke
cant think of anyone else so
trembolona (radiant)
olofboost (reasonable takes)

My team:
Trembo
Me
Grimoire
Styling (surely a devoted Steel fan would be the best IGL!)
Potterfan