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1 million dollars so you can buy a bunch of tables for 20 dollars, sell them for 40 dollars, make a table selling business and then utilize vertically integration so you can produce your own tables for 5 dollars, then become the biggest table selling company in the world and then sell that company and buy out EG. Afterwards, have a dinner with potter and discuss the future of the new EG roster that will incorporate star players like “Poolchan”, “Dasnerth”, and “BerLIN” before forming a new EG roster that will make the Astralis dynasty look puny in comparison.
After 7 years of nonstop winning, sell the organization and leave to continue your own journey with the newly added wisdom from EG Potter to create a table production and selling monopoly over the world.
After that, make a book called “how to make a million dollars” containing information about your table dynasty and put it on a table - prompting a random tiktoker to ask someone if they would rather get a million dollars or a book that teaches you how to make a million dollars.
They will then choose the latter and begin their own table empire which rivals even the dynasty you have constructed. As this table empire begins to reach your level, you realize that both of you will have to face off against each other in a Valorant 1 on 1.
The loser will have to be crushed to death by tables.
You recognize this threat and begin a 5 year training session in the Ural Mountains in Russia with the Ex-Gambit core remembering all the information potter had taught you in your lucky 7 years. It is a brutal training with Redgar teaching you how to tp into site and expose yourself to 5 angles but you persevere.
Finally the day comes. There is a hard fought brutal battle before suddenly you lose 6 rounds in a row.
It’s a nerve wracking 12-11 score line when suddenly you remember EG Potter’s advice about remembering to always treat yourself like the one in an advantage.
You quickly swing out with a guardian before one tapping your rival and you send them to be brutally and violently crushed by tables. But before your rival is sent to doom, you realize it’s a familiar face. It was none other than your ex mentor, EG Potter.
With a dejected face, you remember what must be done.
“Stand proud; You are strong” , are the final words muttered out of your dispirited soul before you push her into the table domain.
Finally, after decades of trifle and struggle, you have truly become, the table overlord, but at what cost?
Maybe a simple dinner with Potter would’ve been better after all…
Ok that’s literally icebox tho I was sleeping too until a plane crashed in my apartment
Lambo because I'd sell it to then buy tables and then sell those tables to create a table business which I grow and then buy more firms for the table business and start vertical integration to where now I can just produce my own tables and sell them at the same time and then I'll expand the table business to be the most expensive table company in the entire world and then I sell the business to buy out RIOT and Tencent and then I force the workers to create a 1 to 1 viper figure for me.
this some masters tokyo flashbacks with this chinese doubting
my goat shyy obliterates me in dm 2 hours before match
https://tracker.gg/valorant/profile/riot/BerLIN%23HE%2012/overview?playlist=deathmatch
(check sage sunset dm)
berLIN and friends will win for us
no but fr lysoar is good dud
they have elements of what made EG last year but I think it's unfair to name either with "EG" aura.
hmm....
how about - none of them?
there will never be another EG again, only a G2 and a 100T that can possibly do more
but there's no such thing as another "EG" aura.
nah i respect
if someone can talk shit and back it up i dont mind
bro has done this like 5 times already in playoffs
ik bro baiting cuz he wearing an apac flair
yes kick eg out and free potter and jaw
Glaze a region but only moderately
Best region to do so is NA I think
Hope everyone is doing good with their exams and projects they have to do right now.
Good luck! :)
There’s a legitimate modding community that’s filled with pedos and incels and it makes sense.
You’re modding a dating sim game in your basement for free 💀
Yuh China is still behind but I would personally find it funny if they fluked into GF or somethin
This is what happens without GOAT poolchan
BerLIN
Lightningslow
Dasnerth
Rise Shanks
Ange1 as main entry duelist
Coach : Elmapuddy
Nah I find the post relatively funny but like ppl can have opinions and express them lol 💀
I really want some stupid shit to happen like FPX (for BerLIN) take home a victory over APAC just to keep the meme ongoing.
I think at this point most people realize APAC is actually solid I just think it'd be funny if they can't get a trophy for another year and CN gets it first (like a 1% chance but whatever we can dream)
Teams have peaks + I really don't think that incident at Madrid was the end of the world.
Technically they are still Top 5/6 in the world as that was their placement in Madrid and they had a relatively competitive game with Gen G + beat PRX.
They are weaker than last year as of Madrid but I do not think one game defines the team now being shit. With that logic EG would be asscheeks last year because of them getting 13-0ed by Loud that one time during mid season.
why does it even matter if it's good or not
they didn't make it x-x just accept it lol
buddy wdym what the fuck went wrong with EDG?
Yuh it’s definitely gotten significantly worse since 2020 😢
Fax but I ain’t reading allat